A New Pixar Sequel is Coming! Eww…it’s Cars 2: Electric Subaru!

Okay…so it’s not really called Electric Subaru but it still qualifies for an “Eww”.  Don’t get me wrong, I love everything Pixar.  Just about anything they produce trumps any of the rest of the industry’s efforts threefold.  That being said, if you are Pixar and have decided to go back to the well, why in the hell would you decide to turn the key again on the Cars franchise?

Here is a list of the Pixar movie library followed by their “freshness” as reported by http://www.rottentomatoes.com/.

  • Toy Story (1995) 100%
  • A Bug’s Life (1998) 91%
  • Toy Story 2 (1999) 100%
  • Monsters, Inc (2001) 95%
  • Finding Nemo (2003) 98%
  • The Incredibles (2004) 97%
  • Cars (2006) 75%
  • Ratatouille (2007) 96%
  • WALL-E (2008) 96%
  • Up (2009) 98%

The only two things that any sane person can conclude from the list is the need for a Toy Story 3 (coming this year!) and the jaw-dropping WTF moment when they chose Cars as the teat to suckle from.  Pixar will probably prove me wrong on this but I am going on record calling Cars 2 a Bogus Journey.  Pixar, you’re better than that.

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